-Recently I had an interesting encounter at night. So I had gone to an event, which was about Mental health given it's mental health month, and I had exact fare to and fro. I had also budgeted for my nduthi ride back home, so ilikuwa niende na mat, nirudi na nduthi ju ingekuwa usiku... so kufika, the event was so good and impactful, had a great time, met amazing people. Event ikaisha kitu 9pm so ni time ya kurudi home, hapa ndio nilijua hii town usitembee na simu haina airtime. so sikuwa na credo, but I knew there was a way I'd just purchase data direct from Mpesa without paying okoa jahazi😂🫣 so nikabuy data ya 10 bob, ikamezwa na sijui what, so I can't access Bolt to request for my bike ride home. Mind you it's a scattered place, watu sio wengi, ni usiku and I'm a girl. I got so scared, I can't buy more data otherwise nitakosa pesa ya nduthi, and it's almost 9.30pm, so I decided to take a walk as I try find a solution, nikitembea hivi I saw a young guy who had a mechanic's…

-Juzi I wanted my Mazda checked because the check engine light kept going on and off like those Christmas lights za Kericho. Being a "High Agency" person, I decided I wasn't going to wait for a breakdown on the highway, so I called this guy Brayo. Everyone knows a Brayo. He’s the kind of fundi who doesn’t need a computer to diagnose a car; he just leans in, smells the exhaust, and tells you exactly what’s "bleeding" inside.

-Heh, juzi nikienda tao, I had my matutas and just a cap 🧢, no pressure, na ju nilikuwa na haraka, decided to use a nduthi, si mnajua tu traffic ya kanairo, heh so nduthi inapenya tu traffic and in my head I'm like these people in their vehicles are envious of us in boda boda because tutafika our destinations in no time. So ju jam ilikuwa mob, I was like let me aura farm, I mean why not? I felt like the main character in a traffic jam movie😂 heh kumbe the wind had its own ideas, enemy of progress fr because tell me why, tuko in between traffic, nduthi is going so fast, I'm feeling like "all eyes on me{" kama Tupac when my cap decides to fly away too😭 leaving me alone with my worn out matutas😭 I almost cried, imagine the walk of shame, going to pick my cap 🧢 that we had left it behind when it flew away as the bike was going? I was humbled so fast, that I started hiding my face instead of aura farming.

-I boarded a matatu one early morning I boarded a matatu one early morning, half-asleep, heading to town. You know that Nairobi silence at 6:30 a.m. everyone looks serious, like we’re all shareholders in stress.