Had a walk of shame in Nairobi

Written on 25/04/2026
FJ Creatives

Heh, juzi nikienda tao, I had my matutas and just a cap 🧢, no pressure, na ju nilikuwa na haraka, decided to use a nduthi, si mnajua tu traffic ya kanairo, heh so nduthi inapenya tu traffic and in my head I'm like these people in their vehicles are envious of us in boda boda because tutafika our destinations in no time. So ju jam ilikuwa mob, I was like let me aura farm, I mean why not? I felt like the main character in a traffic jam movie😂 heh kumbe the wind had its own ideas, enemy of progress fr because tell me why, tuko in between traffic, nduthi is going so fast, I'm feeling like "all eyes on me{" kama Tupac when my cap decides to fly away too😭 leaving me alone with my worn out matutas😭 I almost cried, imagine the walk of shame, going to pick my cap 🧢 that we had left it behind when it flew away as the bike was going? I was humbled so fast, that I started hiding my face instead of aura farming.

Sahii nikipanda nduthi and I have a cap 🧢 on, nikuishikilia till I reach my destination. Na pia, wah I learned to always have my hair well done ju sasa hata venye the cap fell I wouldn't have been as embarrassed as I got when the cap fell and my hair was giving a homeless person.



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