So, there's this day nimetoka tao, it was in the afternoon hours, nikaingia mat ya kukuja mtaa, I was busy on my phone and had my headphones in, so I sat on the window seat, then a guy came sat next to me, I didn't look at him but alikuwa ananukia fiti Sana, and I like my men smelling nice, but sikupay so much attention. I had on a black maxi dress and flat shoes, my bag and phone and earphones, so this guy sat next to me and tapped my knees to get my attention, so nikatoa side moja ya earphones, and paused the music, he was like "hey, fare ni how much" I replied " ni 60" and I was ready to put on my earphones again when he told me, usieke earphones, ata me nimetoa earbuds zangu, si tuongee, nikacheka then I told him sina story, he was like yeye hawezi kosa, so akaniuliza nashukia wapi nikamshow kwanini anataka kujua, akaniambia maybe we could be neighbors, nikamshow very unlikely. He chuckled then akanishow nimpee IG handle yangu, nikamshow zii siko IG, Niko IG yes but i am not actively posting - so akaingia app yake ya IG and shock to me, search history yake when he was getting ready to search my handle ilikuwa Tu handles ya wasichana... What?! I got so turned off because what the hell... So this is what you do ama? Anyway I didnt give him my handle, then akafungua WhatsApp akasema Sasa nimpee number ya WhatsApp, kufungua WhatsApp mind you he is just showing me his phone, akaingia locked chats and uko napata wasichana kama 8 Tu uko, like what?! Nikamshow zii I can't give you my number ... Ju unataka nikupee number unieke locked chats pia? Me nakaa nataka kufichwa fichwa? And dude wasn't getting why I was saying no, he now said, sawa si we go get drinks after this . It was on a Saturday afternoon, I said no I have plans, I didn't have any but wueh all I was seeing from this guy were red flags ... He was cute though and funny but Aki nooo..
He was cute but the red flags wah!
Written on 02/05/2026
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