Celibate but sexually active

Masturbation in WOMEN 😂 💪..yo' tumewafikia wana Kanairoz

Anyway, most women claiming to be celibate here in Kenya are only practising celibacy in their own heads. You’ll hear a woman say that she has been celibate for 13 years, yet behind closed doors, she is always busy fine-tuning her own antenna searching for signals left right until her fingers get blisters. Below is a rare photo of famous DJ doing what she does best

The bonus photo will shock many. I don't want to say much, but I’ll leave the ladies with a Kisumu proverb that says, "A small manhood is God-given, but a big womanhood is a sign of carelessness and over-excitement.".

What people don’t understand is that celibacy today has two meanings.

The public definition.
And the private practice.

Publicly, she is “protecting her energy.”
Privately, her phone is overheating at 2:17 a.m.

Publicly, she is “healing.”
Privately, she is doing night shifts.

Publicly, she is “done with men.”
Privately, her imagination is running a full-time cinema.

This is why you should never argue with modern celibacy.

Because it is not about absence of activity.
It is about absence of witnesses.

No boyfriend.
No situationship.
No talking stage.

But the screen time says, “very active.”

The same woman who says,
“I don’t even think about those things anymore,”
cannot sleep until she has “cleared her mind.”

She doesn’t miss men.
She just misses… services.

And the funniest part?

Ask her what she wants in a man and she will describe him like a Netflix series:

Seasoned.
Tall.
Deep voice.
Emotionally intelligent.
Spiritually aligned.
Financially stable.
Physically gifted.
With good Wi-Fi.

Yet somehow she has been “inactive” since 2011.

Celibate doesn’t mean calm.
Celibate doesn’t mean cold.
Celibate doesn’t mean empty.

It just means… solo.

And like the Longisa proverb warned,
some things are God-given,
but some conditions are self-created.

😂🔥

Rules are Rules 🫵 ⚠️

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