Mum Hatambui My Status

Written on 03/05/2026
Delka trust foundation

A popular comedian cam politician in Kisumu naye juzi alienda nyumbani na RANGE ROVER, if you know what I mean.. being a Luo, it's a calling I say. Mama yake akampatia mahindi gorogoro tisa aende kusiagaπŸ™†πŸ½β€β™‚οΈπŸ™†πŸ½β€β™‚οΈπŸ™†πŸ½β€β™‚οΈ. Imagine wewe na "RR" yako KDW..

MHESH old her, "MAMA MIMI NIMEKUWA RADIO PRESENTER MKUBWA SANA HII KENYA. SOMETHING YOU KNOW, SAA HII MIMI NI MBUNGE. UTANIPEAJE MAHINDI NIENDE KUSIAGA..?"

Mama yake akamwambia apeleke uprizenta na ubunge mbali aende kusiagaπŸ™†πŸ½β€β™‚οΈπŸ™†πŸ½β€β™‚οΈπŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…. He had to put the gorogoroz inside the boot of his range rover akaenda kusiaga.

This story reminded me of when I had completed university, got my first salary, and came home thinking I was a big person with a degree and thousands in the bank. Halafu mama yangu akanipea kibuyu niende nimletee maji mtoni, uko kakamega a place called Amalemba. I had to drill water at shagz immediately. Sasa surely unaenda home unaangusha 40k kwa mzae..na masaa...alafu hawatambui umeanza kuomoka🀣🀣🀣🀣..wao wanakuona mtoi badoπŸ˜…πŸ˜…

Hawa mama zetu wa village hawana heshima aki. Umekuwa mtu mkubwa, uko na kazi, na unarudi nyumbani unasikia mama yako anakutuma kiberiti hapo kwa duka..."Josh, niendee tomatoes za 30bob, mwambie nitamwekea kwa simu baadae..."πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…Wengine hata wanachukua kiboko wakuchape ukikataaπŸ˜…πŸ˜…

Moral lesson on this tale: tuomokeni kabisa...hii tabia ya kuenda shagz alafu tunatumwa hivi sio fitiπŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…



Image source: Lagos Food Bank Initiative